How will you catalog said boners? But really -- the purpose is that I am currently keeping a tally of the erections in his books. So if the characters are engaged in a sexual scenario or the tone is sexual and a penis is mentioned, the mention of the penis must be sexually-charged enough to constitute what I would believe to be a boner. Apparently that's one of his crummier books. And the boners in Stephen King's books are sometimes weird, sometimes funny, sometimes awkward, sometimes gross, and often described rather creatively. It's their default reaction to everything. Andrews books into grown-up stuff.
Taya. Age: 24.
In which the slow burn continues apace.
Amia. Age: 29.
See, that’s what the app is perfect for.
So I haven't picked up a King book since. But at the behest of a friend, I read It , and it was pretty spectacular. Sometimes it will sound sort of lame.